A lot of Christians have told me that he searches for soles, but I don't understand what he wants with the bottom of a shoe. Please explain.
2006-11-15 13:41:40 · 21 answers · asked by acgsk 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So that explains why they are disappearing slowly from the bottoms of all my boots, good thing he can only steal a sole a little bit at a time!
4 down says he is just after the inner soles, maybe he just needs the stinky to torment somebody.
2006-11-15 13:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Barabas 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is Satan always searching for soles? Just for the hallibut!
2006-11-15 21:45:34 · answer #2 · answered by chivarayada1111 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, if they're Bruno Magli shoes, maybe he's looking for the whole shoe.
Then, maybe he's looking for "sole" people, as in people who are alone.
Or maybe he's looking for sole, the fish, for dinner.
The world may never know.
2006-11-15 21:45:17 · answer #3 · answered by Deirdre H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better get these christians off their knees then. While they are praying they make it easy for satan to come along and steal their soles. Was praying actually invented by satan to make it easier for him to steal soles?
2006-11-15 21:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Job 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
So he obviously wore out his shoes.
2006-11-15 21:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He is collecting them in anticipation of Saddam Hussein's arrival. Lord knows, so many love to whack that man with a good shoe bottom.
2006-11-15 21:49:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is this a silly joke or what? You must be kidding. Sole versus soul, is extremely in poor taste. Ones soul is sacred while ones sole is material in nature and wears out but does not live as we understand life, but is merely a tangible item of reality used by mostly the human race for protection on ones lower appendages.
2006-11-15 21:47:20 · answer #7 · answered by Ted 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
He wore out the bottom of his shoes & needs to fix them.
2006-11-15 21:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by Andastra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he doesn't run out of shoes to put on top of his head as well.
2006-11-15 22:09:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surely you jest! The word is "souls", and the reason Satan is after them is to "face" God; to show the King of the Universe that he has the same power to sway people to the doom, which is Hell!
2006-11-15 21:47:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋