My dad told this to me (usually his jokes are crap but hey, his stories aren't bad!) and it's a true story.
So, my dad's friends were on an airplane. One was Irish and the other was English, if I remember correctly. Well, they were drinking some complimentary airplace alcohol when all of a sudden--bam! One of four engines falls off. The pilot reassures them that everything is good, but they will be delayed. Well, five minutes later--bam! Another engine falls off. At this point, only two engines remains. The pilot repeats his message-they will be delayed two hours or so. Ten minutes later---bam! Another engine falls off. One left. The pilot once again reassures the passengers, but says that they will be delayed a few hours. The airplace can easily run with only one engine. At this point, my dad's friends are nervous and drinking heavily. A few moments later the Irish guy leans over to his friend and says--"If we lose that other engine we'll be up here all night!"
2006-11-15
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