A string crawls into a bar, gets on the barstool and says "bartender give me a beer". The bartender says "we don't serve strings here". The string goes outside and asks a woman passing by to pick him up, shread his ends and tie him into a knot. The woman does so. The string goes back into the bar, crawls back onto the barstool and again says "Bartender, give me a beer". The bartender says "Weren't you that string that I just threw out?" and the string says "I'm a frayed knot" LOL
2006-11-15 13:04:33 · 21 answers · asked by Cannibal 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I actually got that one! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!! Can you e-mail some other jokes to me like that one? my address is dogloverkm@yahoo.com thanks!
2006-11-15 13:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by kels 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God, my dad told that to me and my best friend on a car trip. Sorry, but my dad kind of ruined it for me. It was funny before, though!
2006-11-15 13:06:07 · answer #2 · answered by Rawr_Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! LOL Sounds like something my dad would tell.
2006-11-15 14:01:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thx that gave me afew sec of life.
2006-11-15 13:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-15 13:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, at first i didnt get it. but then i re read it. thats really cute.
2006-11-15 13:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by Teresa H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha....haha...it wasnt too funny...but i got a chuckle out of it...thanks
2006-11-15 13:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Got any more?
2006-11-15 13:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sooo dorky it's funny! very cute!
2006-11-15 13:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by .:.:far away:.:. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pun eh? whatever
2006-11-15 13:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dork
2006-11-15 13:06:32 · answer #11 · answered by jperk1941 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋