As the woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied, "Mum, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied, I'm watching the Footy with my son-in-law."
2006-11-15 13:02:50 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh my - I can't breath -- that is hilarious - trying to catch a breath here - please eyes are watering -- he he ha ha OH man I think I'm going to wet my pants..........LOL
2006-11-15 13:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tks. The ones from yesterday weren't too bad either. Got anymore ?
2006-11-15 21:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jazz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a real buzzing joke excuse the pun!
will still be chuckling in ten mins.
2006-11-15 21:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah S 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
another loud laugh and some more crazy looks! oh well i thought that ending was going to be more imbarrasing!x
2006-11-16 04:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-15 21:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that family is either really funny or just psychotic.
2006-11-15 21:07:44 · answer #6 · answered by Rawr_Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, thats icky and funny at the same time...which a lot of things are... haha
2006-11-15 21:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by Kassie Leann 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats funny!!!!!
2006-11-15 21:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old but good..
2006-11-15 21:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA!
2006-11-15 21:12:41 · answer #10 · answered by Burning out, not fading away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋