Three sons left home,went out on their own and prospered. They
discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.
The first son said: "I built a big house for our mother" The second
son said: I sent Mom a mercedes with a driver." The
third son said:"you remenber how our mother enjoys reading the bible.Now she can't see very well.So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. The Elders at the church
spent twelve years to teach him. Mama just has to name the chapter and the verse and the parrot recites its"
Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks.
"William",She wrote," the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room,but I have to clean the whole house." Arnorld, She said,
I'm too old to
travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the
mercedes. That driver is so rude, he is a pain"......But David,
"she said," the chicken was delicious.
2006-11-15 12:33:53 · 19 answers · asked by lavieenmauve 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny!!!
2006-11-15 12:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So parrot tastes like chicken too? It seems like everything does!!
2006-11-15 13:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Rawr_Kitty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one but with Dominicans. Its one of the oldies in that country..
2006-11-15 12:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, lmaoooooo, that parrot had to have cost some money too
2006-11-15 12:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good joke. I' m gonna tell it to my friends.
2006-11-15 12:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by DinoMan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!!!!Cute joke
2006-11-15 13:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seriously don't get it! I'm blonde. It's probably really funny. =[[
2006-11-15 13:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by .:.:far away:.:. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i never heard that one before lol it was really funny : )
2006-11-15 12:59:43 · answer #8 · answered by Tonella's Baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor parot
2006-11-15 12:41:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Steeler Chick♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-15 13:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by Kassie Leann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good
2006-11-15 12:40:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋