Duck walks into a grocrey store and asks the clerk " You guys got any gwapes?" The clerk says "No we don't got any gwapes!"
Duck walks in the next day "You guys got any gwapes?" Clerk says "No we don't got any gwapes!"
Duck walks in the next day and asks "You guys got any gwapes?" Clerk says "No we don't got any gwapes, the next time you ask if we have any gwapes I'm gonna staple your feet to the floor!"
Duck walks in the next day and asks the clerk "You guys got any staples?" Clerk says "No we don't got any staples." Duck asks "You guys got any gwapes?"
2006-11-15 12:30:56 · 24 answers · asked by ambyrrox 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!!!
2006-11-15 12:36:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed. A duck with a speech impediment. Hah!
2006-11-15 12:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by mattmedfet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg, that is a good one. By asking if there are any staples, he would be safe to ask if there are gwapes. Lol.
2006-11-15 12:34:40 · answer #3 · answered by Favour 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-15 12:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Steeler Chick♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! that is VERY funny!! i wasnt expecting the ending. i just thought the sales person or whatevr was gonna like eat the duck or sumthin!! NICE!!
2006-11-15 12:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by peachybabi101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny
2006-11-15 12:35:19 · answer #6 · answered by lovelylady12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats a good one, lol. no staples= no feet in hte floor, so he can ask for gwapes. lol
2006-11-15 13:35:13 · answer #7 · answered by Maggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I think I've heard this one before, but it's just as funny as the first time. =)
2006-11-15 12:37:34 · answer #8 · answered by Blue-♥-Berry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard this 1 b4 but still funny lol
2006-11-15 13:29:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-11-15 12:38:02 · answer #10 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats the best joke ive heard all day!!!
2006-11-15 12:47:26 · answer #11 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋