What does the blonde say when she walks up to the YMCA?
" Look they spelt MACYS wrong "
blonde and a redhead are walking down the street when the redhead says awww look at that dog with one eye so the blonde cover her left eye and looks.
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
2006-11-15 11:47:05 · 11 answers · asked by tinkerbell03 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are old....
2006-11-15 11:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
older than the hills. 10 blonds & a red head were hanging onto a rope to keep from falling to there death,but the rope wouldn't hold the weight ,so the red head said I will let go ,so the rest of you can live. with that said the blondes all started clapping their hands!!
2006-11-15 11:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
this is ur only funny one
2006-11-15 11:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont think that they were old i havent heard any of them..i liked them...thanks for the laugh
2006-11-15 11:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by someones_cowgirl07 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb she thinks hormones is when she crys
2006-11-15 11:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by sean h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those r really good. thnx for the laughs!
2006-11-15 11:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. JackE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-15 11:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by encantame. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-15 12:01:01 · answer #8 · answered by Jaded Heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD
2006-11-15 11:49:11 · answer #9 · answered by beautiful1493 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL!
2006-11-15 11:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋