Am I the only one who's bored to tears?

Answer 1

Nope, I'm bored to drool too, lol!! 0=)

Answer 2

whitechoc hope you won't get bored reading this hot story ☺
This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her ****. Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before continues eating her out. Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues. Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up. "Excuse me miss, but are you sick?" She looks at him and replies "No, but the last guy was!"

Answer 3

nope!!!
But here is a joke for u hope this help!!!!

A policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his **** out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"

Answer 4

nope, I'm trying to get an answer to one of my questions, but the one person who's answered doesn't have the info I need. *tear*

Answer 5

im a little bored, but ill live :) lol

Answer 6

heck yes

Answer 7

I emphasice

Answer 8

I kinda am

Answer 9

no.