Barely 20 minutes after teeing off, a woman stumbles into the golf course clubhouse, grimacing in pain. "What happened?" the club pro asks.
"I got stung by a bee," she replies.
"Where?"
"Between the first and second holes."
"Hmmm," murmurs the pro. "Sounds like your stance was a little too wide."
2006-11-15 11:33:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I bet she was tee,d off
2006-11-16 08:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by ste53 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Painful! And talking about golf.Do you know why they called it golf? Well,all the other four letter words were taken.
Two golfers were playing near the edge of the course.One of them looked over the fence in amazement and said,"Look!Those idiots over there are out skating on the pond in this blizzard!"
Why did God invent golf?
So men had an excuse to dress like pimps.
2006-11-15 22:09:28 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao very gd thanx 9/10
2006-11-15 19:45:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
I give it a 9/10
Thanks for the laughs
2006-11-15 11:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She must have been playing commando style golf.
2006-11-15 18:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny yet clever
2006-11-15 12:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by guess_who 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In my wallet, the ex took my house and I'm still paying for it.
2006-11-15 11:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hm mm" Funny Make,s me wish I could see the spot she got stung!
2006-11-15 11:42:41 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well worth reading
2006-11-15 13:18:22 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats SO beautiful!
2006-11-15 11:35:59 · answer #10 · answered by Silly Big Man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋