A man walks into Toys-R-Us and says to the sales assistant, "Could you show me your Barbie dolls, please?"
"Certainly, sir" she says. "Here, we have Fashion Barbie at £15.95, Vacation Barbie, also £15.95, Housewife Barbie - that's £15.95 too - and Divorced Barbie, at £215.95."
The man is astonished, "Why's Divorcee Barbie so much?" he asks. "She looks the same as the others to me."
"Well sir," says the assistant, "that's because Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's furniture, Ken's dog....." :)
2006-11-15 11:04:30 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Note to 'brittanys_taken'. You're obviously not a smart as you say in your profile - this is a JOKE - NOT A QUESTION!!!
Wish people would lighten up :)
2006-11-15 11:37:37 · update #1
I like it fidgety.Reminds me of a Barbie joke:
Santa asked the little girl what she would like for Christmas.
"I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe," said the little girl.
"I thougt Barbie comes with Ken," said Santa.
"No" said the girl,"Barbie comes with G.I. Joe.She fakes it with Ken."
Something to think about fidgety.If Barbie is so popular,how come you have to buy her friends?
2006-11-15 12:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it 9 out of 10
2006-11-15 21:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once saw a bumper sticker that read
"When I die I wanna come back as Barbie, that b!tch has everything"
Of course Barbie divorced Ken. He's unable to satisfy her needs (drop his trousers to see why)
2006-11-15 19:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by George Curious 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2006-11-16 03:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that why the KEN doll has no nuts
2006-11-15 19:08:30 · answer #5 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one. i see the barbie ppl are makin them more realistic
2006-11-15 19:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by raiseurglasshigh42morrowwedie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I've heard that before. Funny.
2006-11-15 19:22:42 · answer #7 · answered by frozenpancake582 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about single parent barbie.....own council flat, tatty buggy for kid, mini benefits book.......fill in yourself csa forms......no "ken" (he's inside)...but "don" her "dealer" instead.....comes with either a little bus ticket, or tatty 1985 ford fiesta.
2006-11-15 19:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by ben b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i think it is funny and britneys taken wot? your brain?! sorry but im with fidget, lighten up! x
2006-11-16 04:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! Thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!
2006-11-15 19:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋