Four-year-old Billy is about to start his first day at school. Just before he leaves, however, his dad goes up to him and tells him, Right, Billy - since you are now starting school, from now on you're to speak only proper English. No more "choo-choo train" or childish phrases like that."
Billy agrees and makes his way to school. A few hours later, the lad arrives back home to be greeted by his dad. "Hi, son!! How was your first day at school?"
"Okay," Billy replies.
"Did you do anything exciting?" says his dad.
"Yes, I read a book."
"Well done!" his dad exclaims. "And what book did you read?"
"Winnie the Sh*t." :)
2006-11-15 10:56:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love that joke fidgety.Ah the innocence? of youth.
Did you hear about the teacher who asked little Billy to put the following words into a sentence to show their meaning?
AVENUE: Thanks to Mum and Dad,I avenue baby brother.
DIARRHOEA:When we went on holiday last summer,my dad took one look at the run-down campsite and said:"It's pretty diarrhoea.
ECLIPSE: Every month my dad gets the garden shears and eclipse the hedge.
FASCINATE:I have nine buttons on my shirt but I can only fascinate.
AVALANCHE:In our house,we have a breakfast at eight and we always avalanche at 12-30.
REVEREND:Teacher says if I don't study I'll be in this grade for reverend ever.
PROPAGATE:Dad knocked down the old wooden fence,so now we've got a propagate.
NUISANCE:Mum was complaining that she hadn't had anything nuisance she was married.
JUDICIOUS:On TV adverts,they say that hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
URINATE:You're great looking,Ma'am-in fact urinate,and if you had bigger boobs.you'd definitely be a ten.
2006-11-15 12:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
;0
2006-11-15 14:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke
2006-11-15 11:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard this before, i cant help but think of my little nephew every time i hear this as it's the sort of thing he would say.(the cheeky little so and so)
2006-11-15 10:59:10 · answer #4 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL hilarious..never heard that one before
And my first day at school was ok i guess
2006-11-15 11:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Lol =)
2006-11-15 10:59:38 · answer #6 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that before but it still makes me chuckle!
2006-11-15 11:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That was a good1!
2006-11-15 11:23:06 · answer #8 · answered by ~brunette♥~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahaha that was funni ;-)
2006-11-15 10:59:38 · answer #9 · answered by Erica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!1
2006-11-15 11:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋