Five minutes ago god came to me in a vision and told me that I am the one true prophet. He said that jesus got too big headed so he had him crucified, and he didn't like mohammad and moses on account of them being bigoted racists, so now he has chosen to communicate his wishes through me.
Anyone who does not follow my word will face eternal damnation, god says this universe will end in 1 years time and only those who follow me will be saved, he also said premarital sex,adultery and sodomy are fine as are contraception and drug/alchahol use.
Are you ready to convert?
2006-11-15 10:56:31 · 21 answers · asked by mick.tripp 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
T_A_M_I_L- You have not uderstood MY revelation correctly, I am the only true prophet god told me so, you think your prophet is the only true prophet because a book told you so - see the difference.
Ignore me or follow me it doesn't matter to me, but it will be you who pays the price for your blasphemies.
2006-11-15 11:04:06 · update #1
God just appeared to me again and said -"when christians, muslims or jews come to you in ignorance assuming you are uneducated in thier faith, you must tell them to go **** themselves and if you see them in person slap them moderately hard. budhism hinduism shinto sikh etc are ok- just tell them to **** off no slap is required"
2006-11-15 11:09:49 · update #2
ED SNOW - god just told me not to keep the filthy debauched stuff to myself and my disciples it is our duty to spread it around as much as possible and infect the non believers with the disease of truth.
2006-11-15 11:15:56 · update #3
I bet you're taking monetary donations too huh? I mean, you have to have a ton of money to set up your new Ministry, right? Dip your hands in your wallets folks, looks like we only have a year to qualify for the Glory Train.
2006-11-15 11:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe God is telling you what the future holds in time for people.
and the laws of the world will change and people are free to do drugs,sex, and sodomy. They might or might not apply to you or other people. There is a sign you know.
2006-11-15 11:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by April Ann Codon Cruz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It never fails to amaze me how many people get taken in by this kind of thing. They actually think you're being serious!!!! Lakes of Fire, unwell, schizophrenia, mustn't joke about the bible?? I love it. Full marks.
I'm in favour of anything that upsets a Christian or ten. Keep up the good work.
2006-11-15 11:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Until God tells me that, I won't believe it. I will continue to believe what God has told me as otherwise I would be trusting you above God and that wouldn't be smart.
Oh, and, by the way, contraception and alcohol use are not forbidden in the Bible. Contraception isn't mentioned at all and it is drunkeness that is forbidden, not alcohol.
2006-11-16 00:49:33 · answer #4 · answered by Kari 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I do like a good wind up but you appear to be unwell. I suggest you talk to someone you trust about this and not read replies as some will be hurtful.
2006-11-15 10:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by william john l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow god came to me to and told me you would post this and you would become a great leader of a church. Then after a few year of leading the people you would have gay sex and the church would find out abou it. Now your poor but still love the butt sex.
2006-11-15 10:59:28 · answer #6 · answered by goingfasterbmw 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since I was condemed to walk the Earth until the next savior came around, I guess that means I am alowed to die now. No, wait, I'm still alive, YOUR A FRAUD!
2006-11-15 11:00:08 · answer #7 · answered by LONGINUS 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy said this last year and got struck by lightening on the 3rd day and they had trouble scraping him off the tarmac. Enjoy your stay.
2006-11-15 11:00:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can i be the desciple in charge of religious cleansing???
Oh Exhulted One...
can we skip the book and praying bit cos its sooo boring...
*prostrates self on floor*
2006-11-15 11:30:59 · answer #9 · answered by DogmaDeleted 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you shouldnt joke around with people's religions the Bible may jus be a book to YOU but it isn't & not everyone is a prophet not everyone can speak to God, dont make jokes of real stuff
2006-11-15 11:21:21 · answer #10 · answered by B b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋