They can be crude, I don't mind. HAHAH..
2006-11-15 10:19:44 · 16 answers · asked by Miketothefish 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma underware is soo holy when she farts it whistles
yo momma is like a buss shes big,she smells bad and is only 1 minute to ride
i think those are pretty good
2006-11-15 10:34:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupid she thought masturbation was karate teacher
yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
2006-11-15 18:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by sp1nkxter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book
2006-11-15 19:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by harmony moon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok you can go here.
http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/
http://members.tripod.com/donaldchase/jokes/yomamma.htm
This is mine. Yo mama so stupid she called the operator and asked "How long does it take to go to California from Florida?" The operator said"Just one minuite" And she said"Ok" and she hung up! Get it?
2006-11-15 18:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by Dowon Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yomomma so..................
FAT that moses didn't part the red sea she jumped in it.
POOR that when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
FAT that she jumped into the air and got stuck.
FAT that when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.
FAT that she jumped on a bus and said weres the cream filling.
FAT that her belt size is equater.
FAT that she jumped into the grand canyon and got stuck.
Lets get off yomomma jokes cuse I just got off yours!(that only works if your a guy)
Can I have 10?
2006-11-15 18:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley P 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama SO stupid, she thought the opposite of ADD was subtraction.
2006-11-15 18:24:21 · answer #6 · answered by The wwe diva of 2010 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
2006-11-15 18:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by Yume Kid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one is yo momma is so fat that she needs two semis to roller skate
2006-11-15 18:23:49 · answer #8 · answered by kayme42 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so stupied she got locked in da grocery store and starved..
dat was funny
i make myself crack up
hehehehehe
j/k
2006-11-15 18:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so stupid she stuck a baterie up her but and said " I got the power!"
2006-11-15 18:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by HomieDawg101 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋