Why Halloween Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR
2006-11-15 10:15:05 · 16 answers · asked by Andrew 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is ok ,VERY GOOD, but it is very old compilation.
HOW ABOUT THE TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY ON HOLLOWEEN , BUT AREN'T:
1. SO...WHAT DID YOU GET IN THE SACK?
2. ONCE YOU GET UNDER THE SHEET, START MOANING AND GROANING.
3. JUST HOP ON THAT BROOMSTICK AND RIDE IT!
4. THOSE SMALL SUCKERS ARE GONE IN A FEW LICKS.
5. I GOT THE BEST PIECE FROM THAT HOUSE.
6. QUIT SCREWING AROUND ON THE PORCH.
7. STICK YOUR HAND IN AND GUESS WHAT YOU ARE FEELING.
8. IT WAS SO FILLED AND HEAVY, I HAD TO USE TWO HANDS.
9. THEY'LL SUCK YOU DRY IF THEY GET THEIR TEETH IN YOU.
10. I BOBBED BUT COULDN'T GET MY MOUTH AROUND IT.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
2006-11-15 10:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by crane1951@sbcglobal.net 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Somewhat funny, but I don't quite agree with number 6. Don't you dress up as someone else for halloween? If so, then you may be with someone that would rather have you in a different costume, right??
2006-11-15 10:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Definitely!!
2006-11-15 10:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by HomieDawg101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 Very Very funny. And people that do not think so have no sense of humor.
2006-11-15 11:01:25 · answer #4 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love this...! Especially number 10...
2006-11-15 10:18:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i do :0)
2006-11-15 10:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by ziggy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Muahahahaha excellent! *stamp of approval*
2006-11-15 10:17:12 · answer #7 · answered by mysticaura29 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's great.
2006-11-15 10:58:38 · answer #8 · answered by mistkie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't laugh, but I smiled.
2006-11-15 10:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by allegro133 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao......absolutely awsome!
your a genius!
lol
2006-11-15 10:31:48 · answer #10 · answered by Scarlett 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋