There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.
85% of women think their a*s has grown too big since getting married..
10% of women think their as* is just as big as it was when they got married..
The other 5% say that they don't care, they love him and would have married him anyway.
2006-11-15 09:51:41 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why do women have smaller feet than men?
so they can get closer to the kitchen sink!
how do you know when your wife is dead?
sex is the same,but the washing piles up!
2006-11-15 10:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by Andy H2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i actually do know a lot of women who claim to have gained weight after they married, maybe also because they went through child brith. I'm just surprised the married women worry that much about the size of their ***,
wait is this a joke, cuz then i dont get it...can someone please explain it
2006-11-15 17:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi ploppy how you doin, another good un, ;lol lol HELLO b***h see you taking the piss again, im home now if you want to have a go, put in an edit if you see this and know how to do it. BIG GOB.
2006-11-15 18:08:36 · answer #3 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you lot get it? It's the bloke that's the ***, not YOUR backsides, ladies!!! (Supergirl & Navcheema - DOH!!!).
*Although the way some of you are using your brains to figure out this joke, then yes, you ARE asses!!!
(Great joke, by the way).
2006-11-15 18:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah my a*se is just having a guiness before bed. he's actually stayed the same size. bless im... good joke... laughed alot..
2006-11-15 17:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kudos for you! Very good!! lol! I was wondering where you were going with that, but very funny. You are gonna get laid for that joke! ;)
2006-11-15 17:54:17 · answer #6 · answered by dazed*n*confused 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 woman were asked if their tw*t itched after sex, 80% replied, no, he just rolls over and goes to sleep!
Hey ploppy, get yourself on BT Instant Messenger! You missed a right showdown wi me And Brent earlier, Part 2 tomorrow!!
Yeah brent, you up my ars* again wi stupid comments!
2006-11-15 18:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao very gd 10/10
2006-11-16 03:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The 85% are just too d*mn fat.
2006-11-15 18:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by May 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm in the five percent if i ever get married it think
2006-11-15 18:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋