I want to run for President in '08, and I figure if Bush can do it...
2006-11-15 09:42:52 · 24 answers · asked by a sock 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hee hee hee..... that made me laugh out loud at work. Now my office thinks I'm insane.
No, wait... they already thought that.
Well, you're going to have to sign a legally binding contract and send a cashiers check for $1,224.99 to me. That's just the first installment, though... Email me for the address!!
2006-11-15 09:46:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I haven't the faintest idea. If you're old enough, you might remember that show, A Year at the Top. Starred Paul Schaeffer (the guy from Letterman) and that other guy from BJ and the Bear. They sold their souls for a recording contract.
Unfortunately I can't recall the details. And as the show was not a huge success, I doubt it's on dvd.
2006-11-15 17:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're in luck! I work for Satan buying souls. Here's the contract... just sign on the bottom line with your blood - well, actually a red pen is fine. We do the blood bit to evoke a sinister mood. Never mind. Just sign.
2006-11-15 17:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's the thing, Satan likes an accurate appraisal of your soul type, Religious, non-religious, etc. After assessing your souls type he goes to Belial to find out what your soul classification is, new, used, retread etc.
After classification Satan has to go to Aamon to get the net worth of your soul. Once net worth has been established Satan has to go to Azazel who sets the prime lending rate.
After all this is done Satan can approach you with the preliminary deal. Once the basic agreement is worked out it has to go to Semyazza for vetting. Once it is vetted your deal has to go to Paimon who has to hand write the final draft.
Once the final draft is finished Satan can then sit down with you for the final signing. Once you have signed the Souls selling document Satan hands it over to Naberus who makes thirteen copies and hand them over to Eligos for filing
It's easier to just sell your soul to a large Corporation.
2006-11-15 18:04:01 · answer #4 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL what does ur comment have to do with ur question.. satan doesnt exist, and in the bible is only accused of being evil, never is it proven he is. innocent until proven guilty my friends.
god on the other hand has killed thousands (at least has given credit for it), and the bible accuses god of sending delusions and being deceiving as well. but like i said innocent until proven guilty. just cause the bible accuses soemthingn doesnt mean its proven ^^
2006-11-15 17:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just make Karl Rove an offer.
2006-11-15 17:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Charlevoix Blue 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Send a text to Rome.
2006-11-15 17:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by Sherzade 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAMEN to that! Put it on E-Bay quick before you get reported for a violation here by a sore loser!
2006-11-15 17:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe robert johnson covered this in "crossroads"
first, go to mississippi...
or join skull and bones
2006-11-15 17:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Commit just one sin and do not repent it. Chances are that the devil already owns you lock, stock and barrel.
2006-11-15 17:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by Preacher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋