a guy was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"
"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'
2006-11-15 09:27:13 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
how do you make yer woman scream and yell while yer havin sex?
call her and tell her where you are
a guy answers the phone in the middle of the nite and says, "hullo? wha... no... wha.. no no no, you'll have to call the coast guard or the weather bureau for that information"
He hangs up and his wife sez, "who was that?"
He replied "some guy wanting to know if the coast was clear"
2006-11-15 09:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It just goes to show what little us blokes know what is great sex for a wife for two hours...
2006-11-15 17:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by Ta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats the best joke i have heard yet. LOL. She is lucky :)
2006-11-15 17:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, this is what happened to you, eh?
I would be tired after the two hours!!!
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-11-15 17:32:01 · answer #4 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it! lol
So much fun when Brent aint around!!!
2006-11-15 18:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - a good laugh.
Well done.
2006-11-15 18:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, I like her.
2006-11-15 17:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Nutty Nikki 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha likey : D
2006-11-15 17:34:00 · answer #8 · answered by mnd2nite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
saw it coming
2006-11-15 17:35:06 · answer #9 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me but looking at my avatar you know what i have to say
2006-11-15 17:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by palm_city_beach 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋