come on don't be shy
I was really hungover one day and wasn;t thinking straight
where i am we have an offer on " cans of lager" export which is buy 6 cans for a fiver well........
i went to my friend's house and forgot to pick up some ciggs, so i askd my mate's brother to go to shop for me, i said i will buy you something for going
he said " what can i have?
my reply was " how much is 6 cans for a fiver" DERRR!
it took me a while to crack on why they were laughing so much!
oh.....did i mention i am BLOND? lol
2006-11-15 09:15:36 · 18 answers · asked by red devil 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA,
I fell over and asked my mate if he was OK. I was also drunk!!!
2006-11-15 09:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by HardCore 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love randomness , ive sed many a daft things ... I once went up to a person workin on the fruit bit at tesco and said ..." Hey Where abouts are the APRICORNS' he was like etf are apricorns... lmao ! errr .. ' Asked sum1 if they owned a pumpy modus , randomly in the street ! some times i talk to quick or without rthinkin n sound foreign , its great
2006-11-15 17:55:03 · answer #2 · answered by Smoby J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was picking up my car from my husbands work car park as the shopping i was carrying on my walk home was heavy. I didn't have my mobile on me to let him know and so i said to my daughter" i should leave your Dad a note under the windscreen wipers" My daughter looked puzzled and said "What do you mean " and i said " well to let him know iv'e taken the car" It took about 2 minutes of her being in utter histerics for me to realise why. I have never lived it down.
2006-11-15 17:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband wanted to buy his dad an LG telly and asked me to have a look at prices. I said " How do you spell it?" Well I thought it was like elgee so it wasn't my fault. When I asked him just now he said there were sooo many that he can't think off hand...
2006-11-15 17:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to go out with this girl susan...we worked in the same building in different offices... i was going up to surprise her from behind and put my hands over her eyes and said guess who....the voice said no idea and neither did i it was somebody else with the same hairdo,......i was mortified...the girl was so nice about it...when susan came back she thought i was chatting her up.....
p.s im blonde too..
2006-11-15 17:22:11 · answer #5 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once, after going to the restroom, my date said I ddn't wash my hands after going.
I told her I didn't handle anything that she didn't put in her mouth.
I'm lucky she had a good sense of huumor.
2006-11-15 18:27:27 · answer #6 · answered by mt_hopper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" ...and the guy makes that siren sound from Silent Hill while wearing the bunny hat, then starts chasing the children with angry ticks flying from his nipples"
2006-11-15 17:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by Evisiron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im always saying stupid stuff...im diabetic and when my blood glucose goes low I get confuddled...my son take sthe micky out of me constantly about it :D
2006-11-15 17:18:18 · answer #8 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my blondest moment was while talking about football and i said most clubs nowadays provide commentary for the deaf, instead of for the blind
2006-11-15 17:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by thegolfingjunkie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i held open a door for someone who i thought was a woman but it was a man and i said there you go miss, the look i got in return wasn't nice as he said thanks .lmao
2006-11-15 17:43:02 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋