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A blonde came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy. He didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought, what the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

He said, "Great, tell me what you're so happy about!"

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!

He kissed her and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, honey, there's more!"

He asked, "What do you mean, 'more?'"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

She said, "Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!"

2006-11-15 09:09:15 · 27 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

that was a good one. Thank God she didn't get a multi pak.

2006-11-15 09:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Sis 2 · 0 0

its a possibility, some human beings dont locate out they're pregnant till a minimum of 6 weeks long previous this is often while youre approximately 2 weeks late. retest in some days if its nevertheless adverse then pass on your well being care expert and get a blood try executed.

2016-10-15 14:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by witek 4 · 0 0

Explain?
lol

2006-11-15 10:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0 0

That is ridiculously funny but like its been said before the worst part is that there are actually people that clueless out there. Trust me I've met a couple.

2006-11-15 09:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0 0

Cute

2006-11-15 09:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Yes I actually grinned and had a little chuckle with that.. One I can tell to the old people...

2006-11-15 09:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hahaha wow that was funny. Good One

2006-11-15 09:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0 0

Thumbs up on this one.

2006-11-15 09:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO!
The sad part is, I know people that obtuse.
Says something about the quality of people I associate with....

2006-11-15 09:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0 0

lol the funny thing is that my friends sister actually did that! we laughed so hard we couldn't breathe!

2006-11-15 10:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by Amy Lynn 2 · 0 0

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