This question is for the child that lives next door to me.
She says that he can't eat wood or he would be a cannibal. So what does he eat?
Kids say the funniest things.
Thought I would through it out there for her.
2006-11-15 09:08:15 · 10 answers · asked by joy f 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fried toothepicks, with a side of hickory chips...
2006-11-15 09:09:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww that is so cute! I would say that pinnochio drinks his meals like a tree does. A glass of water with added vitamins and minerals ;)
2006-11-15 17:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by GraveDigger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same things that plants eat. Geppetto would give him water and plant food until he turned into a real boy.
2006-11-15 17:15:47 · answer #3 · answered by nixi1908 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously he doesnt need to eat if hes made of wood lol - tell her its 'magic'.
2006-11-15 17:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by radiancia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pinnochio don't eat he pokes it with his nose!
2006-11-15 17:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by C J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a leaf on his butt used for photosyntesis!
Who said "That was the place where the sun don't shine???"
2006-11-15 17:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by HardCore 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just like fancy french fish dont feast on caviar?
2006-11-15 17:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
meat
2006-11-15 17:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fertilizer and water
2006-11-15 17:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
footlongs.
2006-11-15 17:11:50 · answer #10 · answered by you do not exist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋