After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
2006-11-15 09:06:51 · 26 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wish I could have seen his face! Loved it hilarious!
2006-11-16 02:17:36 · answer #1 · answered by junebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 nice 1 lmao
2006-11-15 20:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG definitely hilarious im seriously cryin over here..haahahahaahahaa
2006-11-15 09:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by Miz AmERYKA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-15 09:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too funny to me. Guess I'm just not in a humorous type of mood today. I tried. Sorry.
2006-11-15 09:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by sweet.pjs1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious :D
2006-11-15 09:09:36 · answer #6 · answered by huggz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god. That is so hilarious. That's a good one.
2006-11-15 09:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious and a little disturbing
2006-11-15 09:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by tx girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really gd!!
Hilarious!!!
Unlucky for that bloke tho!! bet he wnt go near a woman agen!!
well...........
2006-11-15 09:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by •♥•mj•♥• 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-11-15 09:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋