An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice."
"I see," said the priest. "When was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never,Father", replied the old man. "I'm Jewish"
"So why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!"
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
2006-11-15 09:01:27 · 24 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha...bloody funny!!just read them out to my mum!!we are in fits!! 10 out of 10!! x
2006-11-15 09:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one.
2006-11-15 17:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by radiancia 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Second one was funny......first joke must be 20 years old Father Murphy told me so.......
2006-11-15 17:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!Lmao.
2006-11-15 17:20:42 · answer #4 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bus driver one is good!
2006-11-15 17:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by hendry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st the best - veeery funny.
2nd the worst
2006-11-15 17:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by Isabelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope - 1st one i couldn't understand straight away, so it was'nt funny then. the second one was better, classic kid speak, always funny!
2006-11-15 17:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Kanst 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the last one waz funny but i barely got the1st one.
ps:wats w/ the 1st answer?
2006-11-15 17:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like the second one better lol you are halarius (sp)
2006-11-15 17:04:30 · answer #9 · answered by sydney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
!st one-chuckle Chuckle
2nd one- HAHAHAHA rolling on the ground slappin my knee!
2006-11-15 17:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by jldevin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋