Earl
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled over by the cops.
The cop asked the man for his name and the guy replied, "Earl."
"You got a last name, Earl?"
"Nope. It's a long story, Officer."
"I got time."
Earl sighs and says, "Well, Officer, at first I was known as Earl Doo-Daa. I was going to school to become a doctor, and I did, so I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, MD. I got bored just being a doctor so I went to dental school, graduated, and became Earl Doo-Daa, M.D., D.D. After a little more time I fooled around with this girl and got VD. So I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, MD, DD, with VD. When the medical board found out about my VD they took away my MD so I was known as Earl Doo-Daa, DD with VD. The dentistry board also found out about the VD and took away my DD making me Earl Doo-Dah with VD. Finally, the VD took away my Doo-Dah so I'm now just Earl."
2006-11-15 08:39:04 · 9 answers · asked by WHY? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor Earl. I'd get a kick out of telling this to my bro. and my friend boyfriend , both of there name is Earl.
2006-11-15 09:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was indeed a long story to have cut his small Doo -Dah thing !!
Some times I wonder, people who writes or conceives the jokes must be having something really extra in their brains !! What an imagination ! Frankly speaking...I could never have had such an idea in my life time !!! Great One !!! I liked it !! Ha Ha Ha .....
2006-11-15 08:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
TOOK ME A SEC TO GET IT BUT HA HA HA.
2006-11-15 08:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Steeler Chick♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-11-15 08:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-15 08:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
+now thats funny!+ HAHAHA +i loved it!+
2006-11-15 08:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Loved it !!
2006-11-15 08:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-15 10:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-15 08:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by retardedlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋