The teacher asked her students to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word 'fascinate'."
Little Johnny Siebert raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her **** are so big she can only fasten eight."
2006-11-15 08:28:13 · 7 answers · asked by the_sac_kings_r_number_1 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i wanna meet his sister ;)
2006-11-15 13:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha .......When ever and where ever Johnny is present, then some thing or other, we get to leran from him......a smart and naughty boy !! What an exact answer he has given to his perfectionist teacher !!! Ha Ha Ha ...it was really humerous and toofunny ! 10/10 !!
2006-11-15 16:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL I love it! I thought he was gunna say something like
"We were going to be late so we ran in fast n' ate!"
lol good one
2006-11-15 16:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Shorty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard that before but not with that last line. nice.. Kudos
2006-11-15 16:32:03 · answer #4 · answered by maria_the_lioness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-15 16:30:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-15 18:22:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.......... ;^ )
2006-11-15 16:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋