Is she to dumb to be a blonde?
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
So I'll pass the question to you. Is she to dumb to be blonde?
2006-11-15 08:26:29 · 13 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eggy im blonde toooooo
2006-11-15 08:32:19 · update #1
JUST becuase it took me 3 months to figure out I could use my AM radio at night, doesnt mean im stupid....im blonde, what's your excuse?
2006-11-15 08:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by .:.:far away:.:. 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I continually concept that blondes were concept-about as 'dumb' because contained in the previous in case you've been a lady who replaced into lack of life their hair and also you knotted up and bleached your self, your hair would finally end up blonde. so that they might evaluate this lady 'dumb' because she did not even understand a thanks to dye her personal hair. for this reason, blondes grew to develop into synonymous with 'dumb'. this isn't a medical answer, i understand, yet its the perfect i will imagine of in the present day, lol. it would also be that blonde hair is extra uncommon than darker hair & when you consider that human beings like to make relaxing of issues that are diverse, possibly ppl only all started calling blondes 'dumb' because they were only diverse.
2016-11-24 21:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IS THAT POSSIBLE?
Just kidding....
I'm not blond, but...
The other day, I bought an old 1957 RCA radio, just to listen to the songs of the fifties.
When I was just a young person,I once got mad at my old car because it wouldn't start, and I wanted to blow it up... I burned my lips on the exhaust.
When I first started driving, I thought the sign that said " Do Not Pass" was the name of a Mountain Pass.
The next sign said "Yield Right of Way", so I pulled over to the side immediately.
I was building a room and I cut a two by four too short, so I re cut it, and it was still to short. So I used it on the other side of the room. It was only too short on one side.
2006-11-15 08:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that soundls like my girlfriend, well my ex really, actually a girl i know. erm if it must be true a girl waved at me once, well i think it was me was hard to tell as there lots of people in the same street
2006-11-15 08:32:19 · answer #4 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yeah pretty funny. ive heard a lot of those before but the other ones were good lol.
2006-11-15 08:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Dumb....good question!!
2006-11-15 09:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by Lioness 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i call that one a perfect blonde
2006-11-15 08:46:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I'm a blond......but that did make me laugh!
2006-11-15 08:31:22 · answer #8 · answered by red devil 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get it????? can i not makke up my mind with lipstick? maybe lip gloss will do the trick
2006-11-15 08:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by String of pearls 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She's too dumb to be alive.
2006-11-15 08:29:24 · answer #10 · answered by nikki 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋