Blonde's Year in Review
A Blonde's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
2006-11-15 08:06:49 · 11 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another.1.
Something in Her Pants
A blonde is walking down the street and she runs into this brunette. The brunette says, "Watch where you're going!" But the blonde doesn't understand so she says, "Why is your hair brown?" And the brunette says, "My mommy had brown hair." "Well why is your butt so big?" "My mommy had a big butt." "Why is your nose so ugly?" "My mommy had an ugly nose." "Why do you have blue eyes?" "My mommy had blue eyes." "Why are you talking to me?" "My mommy would have talked to you." "Why are your fingers crooked?" "Because my mommy's fingers were crooked." "Why is there something pokin' out between your legs?" "...do I really have to tell you?"
2006-11-15 08:09:31 · update #1
another.1.
Honeymoon Pictures
On their first night together, a newlywed couple gets ready for bed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing a beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished with her beauty.
"Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture." Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why are you wearing a robe, we are married now." The man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks, "Why?"
She answers, "SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED"!
2006-11-15 08:20:12 · update #2
Love it!!!!!!!!
I'm blonde,was that about me??
Better than Brent S comes up with!!!!
2006-11-15 08:11:30 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked those alot. I posted some blonde jokes before too.
2006-11-15 08:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Soooo funny!! Thganks for the laugh!!!
2006-11-15 08:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a refreshing joke bought time i got a laugh....cheers!
2006-11-15 08:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i love the blonde joke... october made me laugh alot
2006-11-15 08:12:36 · answer #5 · answered by natalia121 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny joke
2006-11-15 08:52:57 · answer #6 · answered by myndi h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like it you have to laugh at yourself sometimes lol
2006-11-15 08:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by String of pearls 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-15 08:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-15 08:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by the DIRKSTER 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha clever!
2006-11-15 08:09:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋