One day Jesus was walking by the pearly gates when St. Peter stopped him and asked if he could watch the gates whilst he went to the loo.
Jesus agreed and began letting people in. After a few minutes he saw a stooped old man approaching. He was so old that he could barely walk, and his white beard ran down to the floor.
When Jesus asked if he could help, the old man advised him in a shaky voice that he was looking for his son. Jesus wanted to help but didn't think he could as there were millions of people there.
"I know I can identify him very easily by the holes in his hands and feet," said the old man.
Jesus stares curiously at the wisened figure before him, "Father...?" he asked.
The old man looks at Jesus and says,
"Pinocchio...?"
2006-11-15 08:02:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
superb
2006-11-15 08:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by The King 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats pretty haha funny
2006-11-15 08:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by raiseurglasshigh42morrowwedie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..the only sad part is that Japedo died...aww he was a cutie! lol
2006-11-15 08:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats an ok, but not amazing.
2006-11-15 08:11:07 · answer #4 · answered by alex 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
never heard that one before
2006-11-15 08:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-15 08:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
strangely funny lol
2006-11-15 08:04:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what about noticing the big nose??
2006-11-15 08:22:30 · answer #8 · answered by String of pearls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. I admit it. I giggled.
2006-11-15 08:06:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hah no way!!! Cute.
2006-11-15 08:06:51 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋