A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost.
On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel."
The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING ME THE CAMEL!!!"
2006-11-15 07:49:47 · 15 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.
As he stepped down from the stool, he felt very satisfied. When he was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The Sergeant replied, "Well...no sir...they usually just use it to ride into town."
2006-11-15 07:50:10 · update #1
lol i like this sexual camel joke too:
an english man gos to a pub in the dessert and sees a camle in the corner he asks the bartender what the camle is for and the bartender says ''i will show you'' and grabs a bat goes overt to the corner and hits the camle on the head and the camle gives him a bj
then when the bartenders done he asks if he wants to try and the english man says
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sure but you dont have to hit me in the head that hard
lol
2006-11-15 08:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH Ha Ha Ha .....Captain has started a new treand...now boys may use the Camel for riding -- not for their going to town but for their own joy !!! Very Good One !!! Heard for the first time !! I liked it !
2006-11-15 16:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....what a sicko! Ur camel joke was fabulous keep it up...i just feel bad for it!
2006-11-15 15:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats the one, i give you 1000 points.whats this wet stuff coming out of my eyes.
2006-11-15 16:00:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that one in forever !! Has always been one of my favorites.
2006-11-15 16:00:34 · answer #5 · answered by andi b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny fifthteen years ago.
2006-11-15 15:53:50 · answer #6 · answered by sweetirsh 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL OMG!!! Too frickin funny!!!
2006-11-15 15:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was surprisingly funny. I liked it!!!
2006-11-15 16:27:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lawl
2006-11-15 16:33:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. Leave it to a man.....!
2006-11-15 15:55:59 · answer #10 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋