Very funny Bush joke
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive", Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was "still in the game".
Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of "coded" message:
370HSSV-0773H
Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff, and several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld. Their assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the CIA and also to NASA. They even sent it to Britain’s MI-6 and they didn’t know either. With no clue to the translation, they eventually asked Israel's MOSAD for help.
Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."
2006-11-15 07:35:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's really funny. lmao
2006-11-15 07:39:02 · answer #1 · answered by TheOnlyOne_05 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good one. checkout this humorous tale: a lady posts an ad interior the newspaper that sounds like this… “searching for guy with those skills: received’t beat me up, or run a strategies off from me, and is large in mattress.” She were given an excellent type of telephone calls replying to her ad yet one in certain stood out. After giving the guy her manage, he were given the following to her residing abode. She taking off the door for him and the guy stated, “hi, I’m Bob. I have not were given any palms so I received’t beat you up and no legs so I received’t run away.” So the female says, “What makes you imagine of you're large in mattress?” Bob replies, “I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
2016-10-16 09:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ! Its Hello - As*hole !!! That was a good imaginative Joke !!!
I liked the way it was conceived and presented !!
2006-11-15 07:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
he he...he called him an @$$hole! he he good one!
try 2 read this:
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2006-11-15 07:39:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
im a bush fan but i found this joke pretty hilarious
2006-11-15 07:47:10 · answer #5 · answered by Michael D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i got that before i read the rest of the joke
2006-11-15 07:53:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now that was good
2006-11-16 00:27:56 · answer #7 · answered by Jules 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i havent heard that one before
2006-11-15 07:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had already heard this one but I still think its hilarious!
2006-11-15 07:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This one is new to me. But it is brilliant. I loved it.
2006-11-15 07:41:05 · answer #10 · answered by Christy H 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋