A Loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're going to love this)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
2006-11-15 07:34:55 · 10 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gork laugh so hard he fall off rock..gorks joke now
gork got mad cow disease from happy meal.
hahahahah...snort...hahahah
2006-11-15 08:43:05 · answer #1 · answered by Unfrozen Caveman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha that is a good one. I've heard it before, but it always gets me.
ok here's mine:
There are these people who live in a town at the foot of a mountain called Tridville. They live far away from anyother city around them and they keep having to go all the way around the mountain. So one day, they decided to send an expedition up the mountain to see if they could go over it faster. However, shortly after going up the mountain, the Trids came to a large dark cave. Out of the cage came a giant cyclops that kicked them all down the mountain agian. They ran into the village and told everyone that it was scary and to never go up there again.
But the villiage elders decided to send 6 of their most valliant Trids up the mountain again. So they went up and came to the same cave. Once again, the monster kicked them down the mountain. So they too told everyone in the villiage to not go up. As they were discussing this, a Rabbi from a nearby village volunteered to go upthe mountain alone to find a safe passage.
However, he came to the same cave ttand he decided to go in. He saw that something was living there but he didnt know what. So he went on up the mountain. After a while, he came to a toppled tree with a large hairy creature sitting on it. His curiosity got to him so he decided to go and talk to the monster. The monster seemed very nice and they talked for hours on end. Finally, after about three hours, the Rabbi asked the giant " Why did you kick the those poor Trids down the mountain, but not me?"
Then the giant responded,
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
2006-11-15 07:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by I like skushies! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt call it a "masterpiece" but it made me smile. good job
2006-11-15 08:11:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah lol i got this as an email once.
i love it.
2006-11-15 07:41:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its pretty good but i dont suggest stand up
2006-11-15 07:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...shoulda seen it comin but it blindsided me like a semi! lol
CUTE!
:O)
2006-11-15 07:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!
2006-11-15 07:48:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its OK
2006-11-15 07:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-15 07:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
2006-11-15 07:37:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋