A crow landed in a field of bullocks.
He walked about and came upon a steaming pile and proceeded to eat his fill.
This made him really happy so he flew to the top of the highest tree in the field, and started to "crow" his head off.
2 minutes later the farmer came into the field and shot the crow (stone dead)
The moral of the story is -
You may get to the top of the tree on "bullshit" but some b"stard will always shoot you down.
2006-11-15 07:20:37 · 8 answers · asked by researcher 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Teaser - Your"e f"cking mad.
2006-11-15 07:37:50 · update #1
I like it, but I think this similar one is just a touch better:
The young swallow was having such a wonderful time that he completely forgot that he was supposed to fly south for the winter. He was out from dawn to dusk chasing other young female swallows and in all, he was having a fantastic time. However, as I said, he had forgotten something. As October arrived and the weather worsened, he suddenly remembered and made a mad dash for the South coast. It was too late. Snow and ice began to form on his wings, he lost height, his strength was gone, he was knackered and began to fall from the sky. He landed in a field where as he lay, he realised he was dying. However, a passing cow, which in fact did not see him in the grass, shat all over him. The swallow was too cold to be disgusted but as he lay there in the mess, he realised that he was getting warmer. He realised that he was not going to die so he began to sing. He sang like he had never sung before - at the top of his voice in fact. The singing was so loud that a passing tomcat heard him. He cleared off the sh*it, killed the swallow and ate him. The Moral of the story is: It is not necessarily your worst enemy who puts you in the sh*it and it is not necessarily your best friend who gets you out of the sh*it. However, when you are in the sh*it, keep your bloody mouth shut.
2006-11-15 07:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Let me correct a bit "You may get to top having a bullshit ....", Ha Ha Ha ...Excellent ! Genius mind !!! Congratulations !
2006-11-15 07:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ain't that the truth!
2006-11-15 07:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor crow...
lol luvit also!
2006-11-15 07:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by ciaran_m_o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-15 07:22:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good and also very true
2006-11-15 07:56:56 · answer #6 · answered by candyfloss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true
2006-11-15 07:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by Alfred E. Newman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL GREAT1..................
2006-11-15 07:23:25 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋