This little Catholic boy asks his Mamma for a very expensive video game for Christmas. Mommy says,"I'm sorry son, but I can't afford it, but why don't you pray and ask Jesus for it"? The little boy goes to his room, unsure of how to start his prayer, and decides to write a letter to Jesus, instead. He starts off..."Dear Jesus, I've been a VERY good boy this year...."; but quickly crumples it up, as he knows that's not QUITE the truth. He begins again...."Dear Jesus, I've been PRETTY good this year"....once again he crumples it up, because in all honesty, he's been a REAL STINKER. So he goes into his mother's room, grabs her statue of Mary, shoves her in a paper sack and begins a 3rd time..."Dear Jesus...if you ever want to see your mother again...."LOL
I thought this was too precious...what do you think?
2006-11-15 07:04:03 · 11 answers · asked by lookn2cjc 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please don't take this to be anything other than a cute little joke.... ;-)
2006-11-15 07:09:37 · update #1
gjstoryteller....I can just hear her now...haha! aren't kids GREAT!
2006-11-15 07:25:15 · update #2
Reminds me of a TRUE story!
The 5 year old niece of a friend of mine had some problems with constipation. Weird, when you consider that this little girl was only 5, but true nonetheless. So, once again she's having trouble and her grandmother tells her, "Pray to Mary and everything will be okay."
She goes off to the bathroom and my friend overhears,
"Mary! Put that baby down and help me!"
Absolutely true! Talk about "out of the mouths of babes!" Hilarious!
2006-11-15 07:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke. I heard it a little differently.
This little Catholic boy asks his Mamma for a very expensive video game for Christmas. Mommy says,"I'm sorry son, but I can't afford it, but why don't you pray and ask Jesus for it"? The little boy goes to his room, and prays (his mom is listening in) "Jesus, I've been a VERY good boy this year...."; he stops, knowing that that's not QUITE the truth. He begins again.... "Jesus, I've been PRETTY good this year"....and stops because he knows it's not true. He's picked on his sister and kicked the cat once or twice. So he goes into his mother's room, grabs her statue of Mary. HIs mom watches as he lovingly stares at it and gently puts it in a box under his bed. And then he starts again, "Jesus...if you ever want to see your mother again...
2006-11-15 07:11:33 · answer #2 · answered by sister steph 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 03:44:29 · answer #3 · answered by trowell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you were going to tell the one about the boy who was failing in his math class so his parents enrolled him in Catholic school. When report cards came out the boy went from an F to an A+ in math. When his parents asked him how he improved so much he said, "When I saw that guy nailed to a Plus sign, I knew that they meant business!"
2006-11-15 07:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by 5solas 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A smile here.
2006-11-15 07:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Great one. That sounds about right with catholics.
2006-11-15 07:08:12 · answer #6 · answered by GayAtheist 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
a smile and laugh here too.
2006-11-15 07:15:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...Ive heard that before...it's cute.
2006-11-15 07:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AgbZsIQMf1WKbAWNjS5XZF7sy6IX?qid=20061027122753AAhiw8f
here are some other ones that other users told me
2006-11-15 07:19:51 · answer #9 · answered by ηιgнт ѕтαя 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's so cute!!!! I love it!
2006-11-15 08:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋