Paddy and Mick walking down a street in London. Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.
The sign said "Suits £ 5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair".
Paddy says to his pal, " Mick, Look! we could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Ireland, we could make a bleeden fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking, if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent.'
'Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will.' says Mick.
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £ 5.00 each, 50 shirts at £ 2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at £ 2.50 each. I'll back up my truck and..."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Ireland aren't you?"
"Well...yes," says a surprised Paddy . "How der hell d' you know dat?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
2006-11-15 07:03:48 · 14 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God bless the Irish.
Without them the World would be a sadder place.
2006-11-15 07:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by researcher 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed. Well of course I am not Irish!
2006-11-15 07:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? i saw this one here before with the title, "Only the Irish"...
Its funny but I've seen it here before..
2006-11-15 07:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a stupid joke. Sorry! Nice try. Didn't laugh. Nice try though.
2006-11-15 07:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by J~Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impressed, I am very Impressed
2006-11-15 07:07:46 · answer #5 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-15 07:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-15 07:05:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ......That was too much !!! Very funny Joke !!! I liked it !!!
2006-11-15 07:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha wow. That is funny! Sucker!
2006-11-15 07:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-11-15 07:23:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋