John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I wonthe prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other night, with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self!
You know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
2006-11-15 05:49:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha thats a gud un lol
2006-11-15 07:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ......That was too mean of Mary to reveal the Secret of John !!! Nice one ! I liked it !
2006-11-15 05:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant love it 10 outa 10 , got any more !
2006-11-15 06:08:16 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corker that one 10/10 lol lol
2006-11-15 06:02:34 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats a good one lol
2006-11-15 05:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
been reading last weeks jokes have we?
2006-11-15 06:16:36 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm!!! Know any others?!?!
2006-11-15 05:51:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice1............................
2006-11-15 06:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋