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Whats the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A toilet dosen't follow you around after it's be used.

2006-11-15 05:43:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Don;t worry. You'll get a girl friend one day. Once you've wised up.

2006-11-15 05:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

What's the difference between a man and a toilet?
Nothing...they are both full of sh*t.

2006-11-15 13:47:19 · answer #2 · answered by floss 4 · 2 0

How are men like toilets?

They are either engaged

or

vacant.

2006-11-15 13:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 1 0

Ouch, offensive one

2006-11-15 13:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by Drowned in English! 3 · 0 0

You forget that the woman my be your sister,or mother ,or wife ,or your best girlfriend.

2006-11-15 14:05:40 · answer #5 · answered by abotraka777 3 · 0 1

You mean like your mom?

2006-11-15 13:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 1 0

very funny

2006-11-15 14:34:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My one does , i'm still in nappies !

2006-11-15 14:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

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2006-11-18 19:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 0 0

not funny

2006-11-15 14:53:27 · answer #10 · answered by mac 4 · 0 0

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