told a bit of a shocker today and need to redeem myself with a decent joke if you wouldn't mind! :D thanx
2006-11-15 05:36:28 · 4 answers · asked by ciaran_m_o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
take a look at my jokes!?!?!?!?!? lol
2006-11-15 05:40:55 · answer #1 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this, it's one I posted a few days ago, plus there were a couple of jokes amongst the answers:
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ap8fZI4r4vZa3QdCveV0Wf0gBgx.?qid=20061110131917AAALGCE
Perhaps they're not too decent tho?! heehee ;o)
2006-11-15 13:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A BLONDE WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE BLONDE WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE BLONDE WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX
2006-11-15 15:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by Chino 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
have a look at my questions. loads of good jokes there for you. and i am not bullsh.itting ya..
2006-11-15 13:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋