In Tesco's car park, whilst packing shopping in your car you may be approached by 2 gorgeous 18 year old eastern european girls in tight tiny tops. They wash your screen with their ti.ts hanging out then ask you for alift to the next shop as payment. On the way they strip and go down on each other, then 1 climbs in front and sucks you off. The other nicks your wallet! I had mine stolen last Tuesday and Wednesday, twice on Friday, then again today. Be careful.
2006-11-15 05:26:51 · 15 answers · asked by sid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So mean of you man !!! After having enjoyed for 5 days now you are telling this thing to us !!! Any way , better late than never, well ! Could you be more eloborative, which Tesco, you re talking about and what is the normal timings when they attack ? Ha Ha Ha ...A smart man with good stamina, with a fair sense of sharing with absolute good sense of Humour !!
I rate 10/10 !!!!
2006-11-15 05:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good news i dont use a wallet, i just use chip and pin and if they stole the card fine cos they wouldnt know the number, im on my way to tescos now!!!!! if i can fit through the doorway with this hard on
2006-11-15 13:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by SCOTT B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I thought it was good even though the the other guy complained. Did he not know this is the jokes site keep them coming
2006-11-15 13:30:35 · answer #3 · answered by JEFF K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i had that problem so now i shop at sainsburys , i dont want to have to go through that ordeal again , i'm really not well am i !!
2006-11-15 13:37:25 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be spending a small fortune on wallets!
2006-11-15 14:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which Tesco's? Which? Which-which-WHICH? C'mon, which Tesco's? Which one? Which? WH-I-CH????
2006-11-15 13:32:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 great lol
2006-11-15 13:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what tesco was it i am going there asap lmao
2006-11-15 13:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-15 13:31:42 · answer #9 · answered by HumBug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dirty little man
:0)
2006-11-15 13:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋