2 men in a car get pulled over
Cop comes to the drivers side and asks for the usual.. drivers lis etc..
Then the man says "I wasn't speeding what the hell did you pull me over for?"
The cop takes his club out hits the man across the face, then he walks around to the other side and hits the passager guy in the head just like the driver...............
DO YOU GET IT? IT really is funny if you get it!
2006-11-15 05:24:32 · 17 answers · asked by junebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no one is close ,and no it is not a black joke,, its a man joke
2006-11-15 05:28:03 · update #1
The punch line is not what Is said but what the passanger was thinking, come on men you know you have been in a situation like this!
2006-11-15 05:31:30 · update #2
Ha ha ha I get it.... he would later have said, i wish that cop would have tried something ha ha ha
2006-11-15 20:18:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey no wonder my favorite rap group was N.W.A.
yeah seriosly.
fu*k tha police
comin' straight from tha underground
a ***** got it bad cause i'm brown
and not the other color
so police think
they have the authority
to kill a minority
fu*k that sh*t
cause i ain't tha 1
for a punk mutha fucka
with a badge and a gun
to be beatin' on
and thrown in jail
we can go toe to toe in the middle of a sale
******' with me cause i'm a teenager
with a little bit of dough
and a pager
searchin my car
lookin for the product
thinkin every ***** is sellin narcotics
you rather see me in the pen
tham me and lorenzo
rollin in a benzo
beat the police outta shape
and when i'm finished
bring the yellow tape
to tape off the scene of the slaughter
still gettin swole off bread and water
i don't know if they fagz or what
search a ***** down
and grabbin his nuts
and on the other hand
without a gun
they can't get none
but don't let it be a black and a white one
cause they'll slam you down to the street top
black police showin out for the white cop
ice cube will swarm
on any mutha fucka
in a blue uniform
just cause i'm from the cpt
punk police are afraid of me. huh,
a young ***** on a war path
and when i'm finished
it's gonna be a bloodbath
of cops
dyin' in l.a.
yo dre i got somethin to say
actually i was just listening to it not even five minutes ago and i can't remember the rest of the lyrics
i'll probably get violated, suspended and arrested for this but i don't ****** care
2006-11-15 13:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by the one and only robertc1985 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The punch line: The passanger guy say> Hey! What did you do that for?
The cop says< "Cause I know when ya'll get down the road you're going to say..I wish he'd have tried that crap with me!"
2006-11-15 13:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by etngapech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Variation of this joke:
Driving Through Texas
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that sucker would've tried that stuff with me!"
2006-11-15 13:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by Kinston E 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
uh, the only thing that pops up in my head is this being a race thing.. kinda without any punch line too
2006-11-15 13:27:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guess I fail to see any humor in the story. Can you explain what I am missing?
2006-11-15 13:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by frenchy62 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is a very hard question-joke!!!
I don't get it but i'll guess.
the dudes were thinking about the cop's wife?
2006-11-15 13:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Moe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
please don't let this girl tell a man joke it is not funny at all you got a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz out of me thanks for putting me to sleep
Kinston E now thats funny she told it the right way
2006-11-15 13:39:31 · answer #8 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cop was a woman!
2006-11-15 13:35:25 · answer #9 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ah a black joke lol
2006-11-15 13:26:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋