Don't always take things in their literal sense. Like-
When Dr says take off ur clothes.
When dentist says open wide.
When milkman says u want in the front or in the back.
When interior dec say once it is in u'll luv it.
When banker says if u take it out soon u'll lose the interest.
When the phone guy says wud u like it on table or against the wall!
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day.
She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day
n u'll hv a child on children`s day.
Don't try this on everybody.
U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
2006-11-15 05:14:10 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An oldie bonus joke:
A man walks into a Doctors office and puts a note on the table in front of the Doctor. The note says: "I can't talk, help me!"
The Doctor thinks for a while and says to the man, "Put your penis on the table here."
The man thinks this is a bit weird but does as he says.
The Doctor takes a rubber mallet and hits his penis with it as hard as he can. The man cries in great agony: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....." and the Doctor says, "Good, come again tomorrow and we'll learn B!"
2006-11-15 05:15:43 · update #1
lol yes we should not always think that way ^_^
2006-11-17 17:40:41 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea.....thats true, if we start taking things serious, especially as you have put accross your joke, one would bound to waste lot of hormones on daily basis, just good for nothing !!!
Your next one is simply great and Congratulations for the superb presentation with an informative ending !!!
Bonus is Bonus !!! -- But that was also none the way less than others !!!
I liked All of them and enjoyed !
2006-11-15 13:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved the additional joke...very funny..hehehe Ã
2006-11-16 11:43:15 · answer #3 · answered by maesam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God That Gotta Hurttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt lmaooooooooo
LOL
2006-11-15 18:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting play on words but I think content is more suitable for adults.
2006-11-16 03:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Smriti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey funny man, I like the Valentines day one its great got all the days listed......copy plz.
2006-11-16 06:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when the washerman says madam remove the clothes i am coming
2006-11-17 21:18:35 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bonus is good
2006-11-16 05:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent as usual...
2006-11-16 06:45:10 · answer #9 · answered by mamatha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! very funny
2006-11-15 13:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by binary 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-17 05:19:21 · answer #11 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋