40 scousers arrived at heaven's gates. St Peter says, 'We've only room for 12 so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in.'
5 mins later St Peter says to God, 'They've gone!'
God replies, 'What, all 40 of them?'
St Peter says, 'No, the fuc.king gates!'
2006-11-15 05:11:37 · 10 answers · asked by sid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Scouser arrives at the pearly gates, St Peter says "I"m sorry mate, no scoucers allowed"
Scoucer says "Come on mate, I was in church last Sunday and put £50.00 into the collection box"
St Peter says he will go and speak to God.
He comes back 5 minutes later.
Scoucer says "Well, can I come in? what did God say?"
ST Peter says "I spoke with God and he says Heres your £50.oo back, now F"ck Off"
2006-11-15 06:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by researcher 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How does a scouser know he has arrived at the gates of heaven.
Easy someone has pinched them
2006-11-15 05:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Scouser in a white shell suit? - The bride!
What was the scouse tellytubby called?
Ta-ra lah!
Oh, there are loads of them.........
:-)
2006-11-15 05:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by superman in disguise 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do u call a scouser in a suit? the accused.
2006-11-15 05:15:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nope.Sorry.I really wish I could.I know A really good one But I can't think of it right now.
P.S.That was really funny
2006-11-15 05:23:13 · answer #5 · answered by Daddy's Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious thankyou for starting off my day great
2006-11-15 05:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by rOxY 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-15 07:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex husband!!!!!
2006-11-15 05:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.....................................................
what did the scouser cross the road?
because he had the chicken in his swag bag........................................
2006-11-15 05:58:09 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
www.joke.com
2006-11-15 05:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by joey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋