How would you fix the Middle East?

Question

My strategy:

1. Multinational full-scale invasion of the entire Middle East as with Nazi Germany.
2. Dispose off all the current governments/terrorist groups over there. Seize all arms.
3. Force population exchanges and divide land evenly amongst populations keeping in mind resources and other factors.
4. Start new civilization. "Scorched Earth" all the old remnants of what was before excluding archeological discoveries and anything of historic value.
5. Propagate civilized administrators under the jurisdiction of the international community until they can fully govern themselves under an indefinite time frame.
6. Rebuild.
7. World Peace (relative not absolute, for a limited time) will occur through that example.

Just to put the "Fear of God" into other tyrants in this world... Call it Operation Armageddon: The Last Crusade. That will scare most of the world straight. Kim Jong Il would williningly step down and hang himself.

Answer 1

Dude, you should be The President

Answer 2

"fear of god into other tyrants"??? do you ever watch the news from other countries??? you are brainwashed. it is partly the whole"god" thing that got you in trouble in the first place.

secondly the rest of the wold(everyone that is not a American) believe that the American administration is full of the worst tyrants the world has seen since Hitler and Mussolini so you should start at the white house.

civilized administrators? you mean like D. Rumsfeld? yep back to torture and genocide for the Iraq people
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rebuild? who are you trying to kid? how is new Orleans looking these days? we sent enough money there to rebuild it twice.

IN SHORT ANY THING BUILT WITH THE CURRANT AMERICAN ADMINISTRATION AS A PATTERN IS A BAD FU**ING IDEA

Answer 3

What you describe is the Armageddon myth. Please. Please bring it on. The sooner the better. The best part of the myth is the 5000 years of peace and harmony that follow after all the religious fanatics of the world either "Rapture" off into dimensional bliss or perish in the death and violence and hate of the madness of your "Scorched Earth" solution. Please. Get it over with so that we can finally be rid of such madness and disease of the human spirit.

Answer 4

No..Why should our countries pay the lifes of their men to help them?

All we have to do is to issue the Middle Easterners arms. Give each country 50,0000-60,000 AKS, grenades, ect.. Then let them have a little isolated WWIII amongst themselves and let the victor be the only one left. Therefore, only one country in the Middle East; or Peace in the Middle East

Answer 5

It 's a small part of an enormous brainstorm that could be held.
There is no way for anybody fixing such a complex question by cleverness or force.
You can't make a tree grow by yelling at it.

Answer 6

Develop a low cost alternative to petroleum productsthat would drive the cost of crude into the basement. That would allow the world to tell those who have influence because they have oil to keep it, we don't want it.

Answer 7

Bomb the nuclear facilities in Iran. That would be enough to make them think twice.

Answer 8

why dont u first fix ur gf shes probably bi or fix ur gay father first
in order to fix people u got to be fixed first right!??!?
you wouldnt take an adivse about being fit from a fat boy
so fix ur self my friend then fix other people
thank you

Answer 9

Nuke one of them, the rest would fall into line once they realized it was not a THREAT but a PROMISE.

Answer 10

Make it a big parking lot, and then start from there.