He bragged so much about how "good" he was in the sack....got me to move in with him......asked me to marry.......and now I find out he's pretty much mediocre between the sheets. Is there a warranty for this? Did I have to buy the extended service plan from the beginning? Maybe I could exchange him? Anywhere I can do this? Hollaback if you know.
Thanks in advance for your cooperation..........
2006-11-15 04:52:23 · 20 answers · asked by DoubleD 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
It's a friggin joke. And who are you calling me a dumbasssss? You're not even old enough to have sex....
SO STEP OFF!!
2006-11-15 05:02:45 · update #1
No. He didn't come with a warranty. Not only is he defective, you've worn him out. Recycle!
2006-11-15 04:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny but I was just watching the news and they are just talking about how Consumer Reports says that the extended warranties that are available are all a waste of money. So other than talk with your fella and let him know straight up what you want/need don't know how to address this issue. Yes Double D even though I realize that your a Red Wings fan I will answer you as it sounds like you need help (not only picking a winning hockey team but with your relationship - Ha!). If there is a shop in your neighbourhood that takes in trades you may be able to upgrade this model but I understand it is quite costly and time consuming both. Good luck in trying to get a resolution to this problem.
2006-11-15 04:59:23 · answer #2 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you truly love this guy? Because if you do, "returning" him for a less than stellar bedroom performance could end up hurting you in the long run. Guys who are awesome in bed don't start out that way . . . they are trained through extensive practice :) I say broach the subject VERY SUBTLY by suggesting some new positions, a change of venue, some role playing or even some fun toys. The most important thing is to NOT make him self conscious by telling him he gets you as hot as an iceberg. Gently coax him in the right direction and before you know it, it's O's galore :D Have fun! ;-p
2006-11-15 04:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by danni_d21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said boyfriend.....are you married yet? If you love him....work it out. Get books, videos, have fun . It takes two to tango as they say, and maybe he was good with someone else . No offense meant, but maybe you two need time together to make it great. The thrills and chills slow down a bit after 20 years, but the love continues to bloom.
2006-11-15 05:08:00 · answer #4 · answered by vkkesu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course! You can trade him in easier than a purchase at Wal-Mart! You don't even need a receipt. It's like a couch you don't want anymore, just kick him to the curb.
2006-11-15 05:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by C D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know what to tell ya double d other than i would love to get between the sheets with ya, doubble d to tripple e real quick lol
2006-11-15 05:38:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I'd be more worried about the ones that DO come with a money back guarantee....
2006-11-15 04:54:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a bar and see if you can trade with someone there. Or sell him on ebay and get a new one.
2006-11-15 04:56:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well some fellas like to boast about how they can perform but usually cant do **** if its all about the sex then drop him if its more than that then teach him to staisfy you
2006-11-15 04:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
shoulda test drove him a few times first.
2006-11-15 04:56:42 · answer #10 · answered by elliott 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋