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Just excuse yourself politely and move on.

Everyone farts....everyone does, even your girlfriend, and co-workers.

When I was first married, my husband was very embarassed about his farting. It didn't bother me, and now we laugh about it.

2006-11-15 04:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by East of Eden 4 · 0 2

Dude! I have never farted in front of a girl before but I
guess u should just keep it cool and make a face like its supposed to have happened. I have a friend that farted while his girl was eating breakfast and it was OK (but it was a biiiig fart tho). And another dude farted while getting a bj(not that its normal). It depends on how well and comfortable u feel around the company. But try not to fart or do it quietly.

2006-11-15 04:51:41 · answer #2 · answered by Viktor S 1 · 1 1

Be genuinely apologetic, and frank, especially if there is a ... how shall we say... lingering aroma? But don't overdo it. Be comfortable with your body. We all fart and poop, and therefore have smells sometimes. Don't do it around people all the time, or act like you don't care about her sensibilities, and I'm sure she'll be fine if she's a well adjusted person.

2006-11-15 04:48:42 · answer #3 · answered by Singinganddancing 6 · 1 1

Don't act like its a big deal. Say excuse me and keep on moving. I would get offended if the I knew you farted and did not acknowledge it and I had to smell your vile odor. Own up to it and keep moving. If you act like it is a big deal they will too.

2006-11-15 04:50:04 · answer #4 · answered by cb32 3 · 1 1

Well, I don't think you can keep your cool unless you are comfortable with her. If she is your girlfriend I hope you are. It shouldn't be a big deal. So let er rip.

2006-11-15 04:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

WELL LETS SAY IT WAS A S.B.D. AND YOU ARE IN THE LIVING ROOM READING A MAG. JUST LOOK UP AND SAY, MAN THIS MAGAZINE STINKS.

2006-11-15 04:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by DOUBLELONG 2 · 0 1

push her head in your lap and say " take a wiff"

2006-11-17 16:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by diamondg4u2c 3 · 0 0

laugh and let another one rip.

2006-11-15 04:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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