Did you hear the one about the Priest, the Rabbi and the Mullah?

Question

Most creative answer wins.

Answer 1

Over a quiet pint one night they all decided that so many millions of people have died in the name of religion that they would join hands and denounce religion of any kind for ever more AMEN...,,,

Answer 2

Dang, Paul just got the one I knew!? And the other got the one by the Mad Monkey!?

This one's by Woody Allen.

A priest, a rabbi, and a mullah are in a row boat in the middle of a lake. After a while the priest says ‘Whenever I find myself out on a lake like this I think about the time when Jesus walked upon the water, and I feel compelled to follow his example.” And with that the priest gets up, steps over the edge of the rowboat and walks across the water completing a full circle around the craft before stepping back in and resuming his seat.

The rabbi looks at the priest and says ‘I know what you mean. I often have the same urge to demonstrate that what Jesus did was a natural manifestation of the miracles wroth by the Jewish holy men with whom he studied.' The rabbi stands up, steps over the side and duplicates the priest's performance.

The mullah's eyes are the size of my Aunt Pearl's backside as he stares at his two colleagues. But he cannot allow himself to be bested in this duel of devotion, so he too steps over the side and promptly sinks like a stone. As he struggles to the surface the priest and the rabbi haul him back into the boat. The three holy men resume their seats. The mullah wringing out his robes, the priest and the rabbi seemingly lost in prayer. The mullah sneaks a glance at the other two who are nodding and murmuring with closed eyes. Unable to stand their “drier than thou” attitude he again steps over the side and does a wonderful imitation of one who would sleep with the fishes. The mullah is again hauled from the depths and returned to his seat. The priest and the rabbi return to their prayers. The mullah rises for the third time, but the rabbi places a hand upon his arm and says to the priest, ‘Father Murphy, are you called to action?'

“Yes,” the priest replies, “I suppose we better show our friend where the rocks are before he drowns himself"

Answer 3

A Priest,(Hindu) A Priest Christian),A Rabbi(Jew) and Mullah(Islam priest) travelled in a boat in a sea. A severe cyclone came . All the priests recited respective religious prayers.Christian Priest,Rabbi and Mullah were saved and escaped alive.The Hindu priest was drowned and went to heaven.The Hindu Priest asked God why He did not save him in spite of his Prayers.God replied "Every year you people allow my Idol to be drowned in the sea and yell in enjoyment (in Bombay-India) .So I also thought let me yell in enjoyment when you drown in the sea."
Incidentally I am a Hindu Priest(Brahmin)

Answer 4

Here's my attempt: A priest, a rabbi and a mullah meet at a conference about religion. The conversation turns to taboos.

The priest says to the rabbi and the mullah, "You guys can't tell me you've never eaten pork."

"Never! Absolutely not!" the rabbi and the mullah insist.

But the priest is sceptical. "Come on, not even once?"

"OK," confesses the rabbi. "When I was young, I once nibbled on bacon."

"I admit it," the mullah laughs (not excessively). "In a fit of youthful arrogance, I ate a chop."

Then the conversation turns to the priest's religious observances. "You can't tell me you've never had sex," says the mullah.

"Of course not!" the priest protests. "I took a vow of chastity."

The mullah and the rabbi roll their eyes. "Maybe after a few drinks?" the rabbi teases.

"Perhaps, in a moment of temptation?" the mullah asks.

"OK," the priest confesses. "Once, when I was drunk in seminary school, I had sexual relations with a woman."

"Beats pork, huh?" say the rabbi and the mullah.

Answer 5

they were all left some money and were trying to decide how much to give to God and how much to keep for themselves. The priest said, 'we draw a circle on the ground and throw the money in the air, what lands in the circle we keep.' The Mullah said, 'no,we throw the money in the air and what lands outside the circle, we keep.' The rabbi said, 'we throw the money in the air, what God doesn't want, he'll throw back.'

Answer 6

no but i heard one about a Priest, Rabbi and a Protestant Pastor? wanna hear it? well i'm telling you anyway. ok

a priest ant a rabbi had invited the new pastor of the Protestant congregation in town to go fishing in the priest and rabbi's usual spot with them. so they were out on the lake, and fishing where the priest suddenly says, "oh gosh! i left mt tackle on the shore! i'll be right back!" and he leaped out of the boat and walked across the water to the shore; then walked back. the pastor amazed rubbed his eyes. then the rabbi exclaimed, "oh no! i forgot my fishing pole on the shore! i'll be right back" and he leaped out of the boat, and walked across the water to the shore, and walked back. the pastor, now very curious and amazed, tried to follow their suit, thinking maybe he could walk on water too. so he said "i..um, forgot my beer on the shore. i''l be right back." so he leaped out of the boat and splashed into the water. the rabbi and the priest helped him up and asked "why did you do that?" the pastor, shivering said, "i was trying to walk on the water! how did you two do it?" the priest looked gravely at the rabbi and said, "do you think we should show him where the stepping stones are?"

if you don't really get it i'll forgive you. lol

Answer 7

They had a meeting outside the Gates of Heaven to decide who's relgion was the One True religion :D

Answer 8

whats a priest and a rabbi got to do with yoghert

Answer 9

u should put this in jokes category otherwise ul have idiots reporting u, u have to be so careful on this site, but come on im dying to hear the answer chop chop were all waiting out here

Answer 10

I think Paul g got it but not enough points to pick him