A mate from work...
I would be most grateful for any advice anyone could give me on this matter of deep concern to me. For sometime now I've suspected that my girlfriend may be having an affair. You know the sort of thing. Her mobile rings, I answer, someone hangs up. Recently she has started going out 'with the girls' a lot and when I ask which girls it's always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always used to keep an eye out for her taxi coming home but now she always walks up to the house although I can hear a car setting off as if she has just got out of one around the corner. The other day I picked up her mobile, just to see what time it was, and she went mental, screaming at me that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I kind of think deep down I don't really want to know the truth. But then last night she went out again and I decided that I would check up on her. I hid behind my car which I knew would give me a good view of the whole street so I could see which car she got out of on her return. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.
Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
2006-11-15 03:23:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-15 04:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Take the car to a repair shop, or better yet bring your car inside and leave your girlfriend on the curb.
2006-11-15 03:26:25 · answer #2 · answered by Minuet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-29 04:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by santella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a brilliant joke. Thought you were talkin about a real problem. i was gon ask why it was in the jokes section. And then boom! It wasn't. It's quite good actually. It could have made a gr8t story.
2006-11-15 04:25:41 · answer #4 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny!! do it yourself the body repair shop will be pricey and you wont be able to afford it when you have to buy a new TV, dvd player, cd collection etc when your GF buggers off with them to live with that bloke or maybe even a woman!!
2006-11-15 03:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by SCOTT B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god I was getting so ready to answer that! That is just brilliant - really well written and totally unexpected...and proves the point that men worry more about their cars! Hehe, fantastic.
2006-11-15 03:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by long_luscious_lashes 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
be a real man and go to Halfords
and then join the rest tampering with their cars in the car park
2006-11-15 04:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by wwJad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude....take HER to the body shop...sounds like she could use some repair!!!
2006-11-15 03:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by Shelly B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your car means that much to you, take it to the pros and have the rust problem seen about!
2006-11-15 03:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats terrible rust this time of year tutt tutt if you leave it untreated it will rot ask your girlfriends lover what he thinks seeing as he works in a garage
2006-11-15 04:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to visit the body shop.
2006-11-15 03:26:42 · answer #11 · answered by Barbara Doll to you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋