Post a comment please!Very funny I hope!?

Question

Ways to Annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate


1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh no! My glass eye!"

6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

11. Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wal

Answer 1

that some good material. Ima use a couple of them for myself if you dont mind

Answer 2

you get a 10 and two thumbs up

Answer 3

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on.

Answer 4

Those were good and yeah you do any of them things they might run out of the rest room ;)

Answer 5

If someone did that and I was around, I know I would definately be annoyed.

Answer 6

man the people in my office building are gonna hate me for this....but it's so freakin funny

Answer 7

Couldn't even crack a smile to this, sorry, but its toilet humour.
just make a fart noise next time.

Answer 8

Tee hee! Those are funny.

Answer 9

very funny

Answer 10

now these are gross as ****

but funny as ****

you get a 10