There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
There's something wrong with my d*ck," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
2006-11-15 03:00:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I agree it's not right doctors doing that. I like the old guy one though that's good. Isn't there something in the data protection act to stop them doing that?
2006-11-15 03:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by born2survive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The receptionist must have been very happy to see that the old man has taken her advice .... but I am sure that it must have put her to Piss at the Pissy answer given by the Old Gentleman !!! Well , Can this be a Tit for Tat ?
2006-11-15 11:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!
It's nice to see them brought down a peg or two!
All they do is sit behind a desk and they think that they have the right to know everyone's business! Whatever happened to confidentiality!
As you can probably guess, this has happened to me!
2006-11-15 11:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. Especially coming from an old man!
2006-11-15 11:40:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ear! you taking the piss?
2006-11-15 11:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hell nah! I hate those people. Usually I try to make up something outrageous, or I won't answer them. They ain't my damn doctor!
2006-11-15 11:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been reading last weeks jokes?
2006-11-15 14:23:39 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true! I have had that happen to me before, what a drag!
2006-11-15 11:04:44 · answer #8 · answered by Simple1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ja ja ja jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL that is funny
2006-11-15 12:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by 2cute4_u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a receptionist and some of my co-workers are just like that. This joke is awesome thanks.!!!!
2006-11-15 11:54:13 · answer #10 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋