Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
2006-11-15 02:30:38 · 10 answers · asked by sea_vancouver 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Simply Superb and Excellent Joke !!! Makes lot of sense and with full of intelligent humour !!! It was too good from a New Comer .....Wonderful and hearty Welcome to YAfamily and expect to have such Fantastic Jokes from your Key board !!! Thanks !
2006-11-15 02:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...I am going to give this to my nine year old so he can share as his current events homeowrk...thanks
2006-11-15 04:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was a good joke to start the day!!
I Fw. it to my co-workers. hope you dont mind
2006-11-15 02:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-15 04:11:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-15 03:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda of immature don't you think
2006-11-15 08:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good good!
2006-11-15 02:35:41 · answer #7 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still fabulous! lol
:O)
2006-11-15 02:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my good lord ...........LOL........
ha ha........... it is a jokeeeee alright ...............lol
thanks for sharing and enjoy your week : - )
2006-11-15 02:35:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THAT ONE!
2006-11-15 02:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by Brij 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋