Three blokes have a sad road accident on Christmas Eve, and arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asks them if they have anything to remind them of the meanings of Christmas.
1 I have this zippo cigarette lighter, which reminds me of the Star of Bethlehem in the sky
"Fair enough, in you go."
2 I have the three remaining poker dice in this pocket, which is a reminder of the Three Wise Men.
"OK, you're in"
3 He rummages, and produces a pair of red knickers.
"What has that got to do with Christmas?"
They are Carols.
2006-11-15 01:22:41 · 13 answers · asked by Bob the Boat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tee hee hee.........Cute! Cute!
2006-11-15 01:27:45 · answer #1 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now we know what to buy Carol for Christmas.
2006-11-15 09:26:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, I give it a 7-10
2006-11-15 09:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
carols hahahahahaha. c a r o l s heeheeheeheeheehee
lol
2006-11-15 09:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
n what exactly is he doing with those?? i sure hope carol is his wife and not his secretary! lol
2006-11-15 09:37:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive got a pair of dawns do they count he he.
2006-11-15 10:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very seasonal, winter draws on!
2006-11-15 09:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hohoho very goose i mean good
2006-11-15 09:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by paulrb8 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee
2006-11-15 10:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
liked it mate..lol
2006-11-15 11:21:26 · answer #10 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋