One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Michigan ."
And they say blondes are dumb...
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and far*.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
2006-11-15 01:13:44 · 16 answers · asked by Scorpio 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that fairy!
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men
2006-11-15 02:26:45 · update #1
Really really funny!!!
2006-11-15 01:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah - very funny not heard all of them b4. Particularly like the toilet one
2006-11-15 03:28:35 · answer #2 · answered by flicflac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first and the last one are the best..funny!!!
2006-11-15 01:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yes !!! Undoubtedly they are funny !!! And I am a man with good sense of humour to admire and appreciate your jokes !!! Thanks ! I liked them all !
2006-11-15 01:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Brilliant. I give you a thumbs up on that one! WoooHoo.!
2006-11-15 02:18:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my good lord ............these were funny....... tears are rolling down my eyes.....thanks for sharing and enjoy your week : - )
2006-11-15 02:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen sister! lol
2006-11-15 01:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good ! I like the man on the toilet one ! Thanks for the laugh, I owe you one !!
2006-11-15 01:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-15 06:42:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL that is hilarious
2006-11-15 02:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by Cookie On My Mind 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋